- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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