Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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kushagra tyagi

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Anti Joke

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