knock knock!? . . No.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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the WNBA

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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