What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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www.xnxx.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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This is not a joke

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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