Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

4 hours later.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why was the gay guy sad?

Chuck Norris is dead......

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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