- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Do you like apples? Yes

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

4 hours later.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why is the ground wet It rained

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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