- Anti Joke

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic