- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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