- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Whats green? The color green.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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