- Anti Joke

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

whats funnier than 24? 25

womens rights

who is awesome? no one...

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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