A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Alex Gedrose.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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