- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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