A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

The Moon Landing.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

Nickelback

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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