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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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