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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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