- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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