- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

I'm Jewish

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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