- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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