Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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