What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Misner is a twat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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