Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Misner is a twat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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