Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Womens rights

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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