A blonde girl walks into a car.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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