A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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