Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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