What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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