Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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