What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Women can vote? WTF

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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