What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Internet Explorer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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