- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Refrigerator

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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