Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

The Game.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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