- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What can make you pee? Liquid

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do black people eat? Food.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

I woke up today

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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