Who does creatine? James Cornish

whos district champs not JM

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

I woke up today

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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