Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Guess what? Bananas

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock knock What?

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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