- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

You're a frog

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Knock Knock Come in

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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