Weed.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Do u take sugar?

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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belly button

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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This is amazing! Visit http://psncodesonlinefree.com - you receive free PSN Card Codes instantly! Everybody uses this now!

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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