A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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knock knock no ones home

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Weed.

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Do u take sugar?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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