- Anti Joke

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the house burn down? Obama

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

YOU

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.