- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

YOU

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Fox News

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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