"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Anti Joke

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