"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

hard cheese

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

no really what are ur names?

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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