Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Kefka > Sephiroth

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Fox News

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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