- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Many people of many races do many things every day.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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