You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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butt sex

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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