A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats 2+2? 4

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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