Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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