Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Seven

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Chuck norris

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Knock knock What?

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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