That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Guess what? Bananas

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Im taking a shit right now.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Chuck norris

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

thumb_up thumb_down -6

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops