- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Seven

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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