How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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