Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Rick santorum

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Choir.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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