roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

penis haha

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Your mom went to college

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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