- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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