seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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penis haha

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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all jokes aside...

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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