Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

rocky is here again.......................

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Morning wood.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

My love life

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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