An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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womens rights.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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