- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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